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The Epic Story of Bori Alis!!

Posted by smokeonfor20 - April 19th, 2009


-Chapter 1

My name is bori alis, and I swing a mighty sword
I will break into your house, and kick in all your doors
Reaping all your hard earned gold, and banging out your whores!
I'm a monster!
And I'm here to fuck shit up!
I'm a monster!
And I do not give a fuck!

Mid-Evil as a motha fucker
Fucking right I am!
I will fuck your fucking skull inhalf
And dominate this land!

FUCK YEA!
Fucking right I am!
Fuck these mother fuckers up, Just as it bagan!

-Chapter 2

I continue through the valley, with a carriage full-o-shit
The kinda shit a king would get, when he was mummified
I live by hate, by choosing fates
Making sure that all will die!
I'm a monster!
And I'm here to fuck shit up!
I'm a monster!
And I do not give a fuck!

I run amuck!
Dont give a fuck!
I'll fuck up ALL that lives!
I'll fuck your fucking speen all up!
And fuck up all this land!

FUCK YEA!
Fucking right I will!
I'll fuck up all the fucking shit, that I find up on this hill!

-Chapter 3

I run into a city, and I come across some knights
There had to a hundrurd fuckers, but I'll FUCK them in this fight!
I'm fucking strong, I'll fuck them up!
I'll fucking go insane!
I'll charge on in with all my rage, FOR I WILL NOT DIE IN VIEN!!!
I'M A MONSTERR!!!
AND I'M HER TO FUCK SHIT UP!!!
I'M A MONSTERR!!!
AND I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK!!!

SLICE ONE HIGH ACROSS THE EYES!
A deep gash right into my thighs!
SLASH AND STAB AND SPIN AROUND!
And soon enough they will surround!
FUCK SHIT UP!
THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO!
I'LL CUT YOUR SORRY ASS IN TWO!!
Arrow piercing through my shoulder!
MURDERING ANOTHER SOLDIER!
SCENE NOW SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND, Now my head is on the ground..

damn..


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