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Humphry Dumphry was an egg,
He'd frollock along the castle's ledge.
He'd kick and clap, and run and play,
And do this shit like every day.
I told him to stop, to take a break,
But literall humphry, leaped to fate.
He fell and screamed, and pissed himself,
I pointed and laughed, he shattered his shell.
The king, and the queen, and all those who guarded,
Each would agree, that the egg was retarded.